So after years of writing my thought in paper journals I decided to save the planet and do it online. Or did I? Maybe I just want to become famous somehow? No, who am I kidding? I am no Perez Hilton. Thankfully so I might add. Although I bet if I wrote about celebrity gossip I would be famous. Yet I find that while 99 percent of America cares that Britney shaved her head or Tiger screwed a bunch of girls I do not. I know said knowledge because you need something to talk about. God forbid we have intelligent conversations anymore. We are fighting 2 wars, swine flu, terrorists that want to blow us all to hell and front page news is about some golfer who isn't nearly as good a husband as he is a golfer and his whores. I do have some never before heard gossip but that's will be at the end. If I were god I would have sent a giant meteor to earth a looong time ago. Don't worry the meteor upon hitting and destroying the soviet union or whatever they are called now would be booked on Oprah. Can't wait to hear the meteors thoughts after it crashed.
Man I feel better already doing this blog. Speaking of blogs, great musical, you all must check it out on youtube, Dr. Horribles Sing-a-Long Blog. That Neil Patrick Harris is amazing. From Doogie Howser to this I am so proud. Almost can't believe he is gay. Adam Lambert please go back under the rock you crawled out from under! Whoa that was randombut it felt right. I'm tired, so first entry is in the books. If you like I promise there will be more. Join me, be one of my followers and together we will...bitch.
Now my piece of gossip
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You are a f!@#ing tool!
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